ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER - 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.[COMMENT]
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND - DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . been out a while... better be a reward.COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK, $300, Hardly used. Call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer. $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Bettie.
AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.