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  Encouraging Audiobooks' Comedy Clip of the Week: Actual Newspaper Ads

  Posted: April 11th, 2008, 1:33pm EDT

  Enclosure: [download]

  ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS:

  FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER - 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
  
  FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
  
  FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
  
  FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
  
  FOUND - DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . been out a while... better be a reward.

  COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
  
  NORDIC TRACK, $300, Hardly used. Call Chubby.
  
  GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents/lb.
  
  JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer. $300
  
  WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Bettie.
  
  AND THE BEST ONE)
  
  FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
  Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

  Penny Haynes, Online Community Magazines

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